It’s all fun and games until the Dark Lord overthrows the universe and destroys everything good and Christian in this world! Ms. Soma’s search for the Antichrist, part I

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Greeting everyone. This is Ms. Soma, your eschatological investigator.

For hundreds of years, good Christians and eschatological detectives have been attempting to divine the human form of the prophesied Antichrist. Luther claimed He was the Pope; some thought He was Hitler; televangelists have fingered nearly every up-and-coming politician in the last fifty years. Here, I only intend to add to the conversation.

We all know that the Evil One will be disguised underneath a charming veneer, correct? Pay attention to the following video clip.

See how charming and funny he is? See how easy the smile? See how . . . nice?! Bingo!

I’m afraid that Mr. White, the overseer of this site, has evidenced in his previous post his own folly in allowing himself to be beguiled by this monster. I do not appreciate coy affirmations and gushing recommendations like that, however; I give you only the truth. The truth that others are beginning to catch on to.

Overture.comis the parent company of Yahoo Search. In its list of the search phrases most often paired with “antichrist” in January 2007, “barack obama” was second. Christian-forums.com has been a-buzz with this question over the last year. People know when they’re being charmed by a creature from the underworld disguised as an African American junior Senator from Illinois coming from an exotic background!

So, here’s my advice: As you and I continue this search for the Antichrist over the next few months, be wary of smiley people, who those who speak of peace, or those whose laugh is just too friendly. They may be the very soul who’ll brand you’re forehead with the ghastly 666!

Have a pleasant day,

Ms. Soma, E.I.

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